CHEYENNE, Wyo. — On a sunny Friday morning, the Laramie District Court transformed into a lively legal arena as St. Mary’s Catholic School fifth and sixth graders took on roles from jurors to attorneys in a spirited mock trial. Overseeing the proceedings was Judge Catherine R. Rogers, guiding the students through the intricacies of a courtroom.
The trial revolved around a fictitious scenario where SpongeBob SquarePants, played by one of the sixth-grade students, sought justice over a botched pants purchase from “Abercrombie and Fish.” The animated discussion focused on the store’s refusal to accept a return of altered pants, making it a perfect case study for these young legal minds.
“We love that Judge Rodgers was willing to do this,” expressed Catie Brady, a teacher for both grades. She emphasized the impact of hands-on experiences, noting, “This will be what the kids remember.”
Judge Rodgers mirrored this sentiment, praising the students’ commitment. “The kids learned that participating in this process is a lot of work,” she observed. “They seemed to enjoy doing that work — and the pizza.”
The sixth graders showcased exceptional leadership and enthusiasm, taking on the roles of plaintiff, defense, judge and various courtroom staff, while the fifth graders, serving as the jury, absorbed the legal procedures and etiquette previously taught in their civics class.
As the mock trial unfolded, each student played their part with zeal, debating over the merits of the case and learning the responsibilities that come with each role in the legal system.
This event not only provided a practical application of their classroom studies but also sparked an interest in the legal field among the students. The mock trial, through its creative use of a popular cartoon scenario, engaged students in a discussion about consumer rights and the legal implications of product returns.
The Fictional Court Proceedings
In the fictional courtroom presided over by a judge played by one of the sixth-grade students, a dispute unfolded between SpongeBob SquarePants and the clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fish over a pair of pants. The proceedings began with the plaintiff’s attorney presenting SpongeBob’s case, arguing that he purchased designer square pants from Abercrombie & Fish, which instead delivered round pants, violating their sales agreement.
During his testimony, SpongeBob recounted his visit to the store on Aug. 24, 2005, where he paid for the square pants that were to be delivered later. Upon receiving round pants, he attempted to return them but was denied due to a store policy against accepting altered merchandise, which he was unaware of at the time of purchase. This policy was detailed on the receipts, as later emphasized by the defense.

The defense argued that SpongeBob had altered the pants, making them ineligible for return. Through their questioning, they sought to establish that the policy was clear and that SpongeBob had acted against it by making adjustments, however minor, to the pants.
Witnesses included Mr. Krabs, who spoke to SpongeBob’s character, and a store representative who confirmed the policy and admitted that it was not verbally explained to SpongeBob at the time of purchase. Patrick, another witness, admitted to helping alter the pants, though he described the changes as very minor.
In closing arguments, the plaintiff’s attorney stressed that the minor nature of the alterations did not significantly change the pants from their original form and argued that Abercrombie & Fish had not effectively communicated its return policy. Conversely, the defense counsel maintained that the alterations, regardless of their extent, were sufficient to uphold the store’s policy, which was printed on the receipt.
As the jury began their deliberations, the judge reminded them to consider whether SpongeBob had proven his case to the extent that they believed his account over the defendant. The jury ultimately decided in favor of the defense, stating that they were not liable to SpongeBob for the price of the round pants due to the alteration.
As the trial concluded, the students left the courtroom with a deeper understanding of the legal process and a memorable experience that bridged classroom learning with real-world applications.